My attack dog is a bit sleepy. Good morning, world ~ đ»
The benefits of having your dog where one of those humiliating cones over their head.Â
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Everyday Iâm trollingâŠ
I’m going to bed folks, but first, here’s a little smile…
"Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars."
— Kahlil Gibran (via pershingsquare)
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For all of you who hate #Instragram users…
If they ever had an infomercial on penis enlargement, I bet this would make millions. Pretty cool experiment anyway… Â
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It just seems to be the assumed hidden agenda so far…
#FF TGIF ~ @hiimles @Teabound_Girl @JessGeesaman @iThumbmynose @vamarrah @dpasquella @renojenn @bearzconfuzion @iColleen @MadAxes °áŠÂž*.â«ÂšÂ°áŠÂž*. â«Âš
#Random #Annoyances:Â
- The bite of an already bitten lip.
- Petrified pork fried rice pellets in random places from leftover Chinese takeout
- Guys who still âpeel outâ even if theyâre driving a 1980 Yugo with the word âTurboâ slapped on the windshield.Â
- That little hard piece that you crack your tooth on after your 5th bite of your hamburger.
- Mistaking nasal spray for eye drops.
- When someone writes out your full name in every single comment on the same thread just to tag you in it on Facebook.
- Long and personal email-like discussions written on your Facebook wall.Â
- Those creepy men who are friends with your friend who wants to befriend you.
- Stubbing your toe for the 100th time on the same corner of the sofa, yet youâll never move it because itâs in the âperfect placeâ.Â
- When someone forgets the name of someone and then turns to you to ask you - you immediately forget too…
- When someone says, âClean your car!â and you just cleaned it professionally the day before. O.o
- Having the gas attendant ask what will you do with a million dollars when he hands you the lottery tickets you just purchased.Â
- Crying babies in a bar/restaurant after 9pm.
- Eating after 9pm. (I’m getting old.)
- When a bartender says that they were worried about you just because you havenât been there in a day or so.
- âThat ladyâ who will NOT budge over at the meat section in the grocery store just so you can grab a few steaks and scoot.
It’s gonna be a long morning when you see your own coffee yawning back at you.
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