I really want one…


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If you’d like to get a good idea of what I look like right now … 

If you’d like to get a good idea of what I look like right now … 

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Nomnomnom…

Nomnomnom…

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The world’s first gaming frog who doesn’t like to play the game. This totally made my morning. LOL!!!

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This is exactly how I feel about today…

This is exactly how I feel about today…

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And of course, something to ponder … 

And of course, something to ponder … 

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My luck, there’ll be a sign like this when we go ice skating…

My luck, there’ll be a sign like this when we go ice skating…

(Source: kira-eve)

Oh let it pour … 

Oh let it pour … 

Tags: wine

I know you’ve done this once or twice before…

I know you’ve done this once or twice before…

Tags: funny lol

CHECK YOUR SHAMPOO BOTTLE!!!!!!
Check your shampoo bottle label.
I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner.
It’s the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and
(duh) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:
FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY —-
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using
Dawn Dish Soap instead.
Their label reads,
DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.
Problem Solved.
If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!
Very Important Warning!!

Tags: funny LOL

-2 degrees when I woke up & noticed my pipes were frozen, but it was actually a ~not so bad~ morning. Got the space heaters out to melt the pipes, got an hour of cardio in & made Madelene breakfast & coffee before she woke up. I hope the good part lasts throughout the day ‘cause it’s gonna be a long one for me… 

I couldn’t agree with you more. #BettyWhite

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Nothing like the smell of a nuclear plant early Sunday morning to get yer blood pumpin’. O.o

Good morning. :)

Good morning. :)

Wait, what?

Wait, what?

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