May 2012
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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#Random #Annoyances:  The bite of an already bitten lip. Petrified pork fried rice pellets in random places from leftover Chinese takeout Guys who still “peel out” even if they’re driving a 1980 Yugo with the word “Turbo” slapped on the windshield.  That little hard piece that you crack your tooth on after your 5th bite of your hamburger. Mistaking nasal spray for eye drops. When someone...
May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 7th
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Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
May 5th
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May 3rd
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April 2012
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Being super beautiful must be like making a high salary. You won’t settle for less, but the inevitable means “retirement”. Common denominator? Age. True beauty comes from within and that lasts forever. <3
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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BREAKING NEWS: A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the...
Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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March 2012
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Mar 28th
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"Things That Annoy Me" - all to which have...
Educated people with bad grammar New toilet paper that won’t start  Bad table manners (chewing loudly or wiping mouth with hands/finger licking)  Drinking out of my cup or taking a bite out of my sandwich Shaking a clammy, limp hand Jerks who won’t get out of the way in the grocery store, yet they know you’re waiting People who pull out in front of you just to go 5 mph Clipping your...
Mar 24th
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 17th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
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“If the guy or girl you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring them out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he/she might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.” - He’s Just Not That Into You by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
Mar 6th
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Thoughts? …Ever take notice: every ex-gay, ex-abortionist, ex-drug addict, ex-smoker, EX ANYTHING, will ram you into the grill & curse you in the name of God for all the things they have done or that you ‘may’ now be dealing with? Is it hypocritical or “righteous” as they believe it is?  
Mar 6th
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 24th
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Anyone know a lakefront/riverfront/OCEANfront rental for 2 days we can stay at? We’re looking in the PA/NY/NJ area for the weekend. Inbox me if you know someone who is subletting. Thanks!!
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
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I really want one...
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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CHECK YOUR SHAMPOO BOTTLE!!!!!! Check your shampoo bottle label. I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner. It’s the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY —- No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I have gotten rid of...
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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