Deb's Extended Twitter
May 25

If they ever had an infomercial on penis enlargement, I bet this would make millions. Pretty cool experiment anyway…
(Source: noceilingsbeast)
May 24

It just seems to be the assumed hidden agenda so far…
May 18

#FF TGIF ~ @hiimles °ღ¸*.✫¨°ღ¸*. ✫¨
May 17
#Random #Annoyances:
- The bite of an already bitten lip.
- Petrified pork fried rice pellets in random places from leftover Chinese takeout
- Guys who still “peel out” even if they’re driving a 1980 Yugo with the word “Turbo” slapped on the windshield.
- That little hard piece that you crack your tooth on after your 5th bite of your hamburger.
- Mistaking nasal spray for eye drops.
- When someone writes out your full name in every single comment on the same thread just to tag you in it on Facebook.
- Long and personal email-like discussions written on your Facebook wall.
- Those creepy men who are friends with your friend who wants to befriend you.
- Stubbing your toe for the 100th time on the same corner of the sofa, yet you’ll never move it because it’s in the “perfect place”.
- When someone forgets the name of someone and then turns to you to ask you - you immediately forget too…
- When someone says, “Clean your car!” and you just cleaned it professionally the day before. O.o
- Having the gas attendant ask what will you do with a million dollars when he hands you the lottery tickets you just purchased.
- Crying babies in a bar/restaurant after 9pm.
- Eating after 9pm. (I’m getting old.)
- When a bartender says that they were worried about you just because you haven’t been there in a day or so.
- “That lady” who will NOT budge over at the meat section in the grocery store just so you can grab a few steaks and scoot.
May 16

It’s gonna be a long morning when you see your own coffee yawning back at you.
(Source: theawesomenessofme)
May 15
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May 10
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Something to think about for those who are against gay marriage. #gaymarriage #marriageequality #lgbt
May 06
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May 05
Anonymous asked: are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
I was never much of a Beatles fan, however I think films like that are wonderful for diehards. So no, I won’t be planning to see it. I’m sure it’ll be interesting though. :)

Good morning ~
(via wescalou)
May 03

Absolutely.
(Source: forever-blossoming, via nolongeravictim)
Apr 28
Being super beautiful must be like making a high salary. You won’t settle for less, but the inevitable means “retirement”. Common denominator? Age. True beauty comes from within and that lasts forever. <3
Apr 27

What an inspiring message this morning. #thankyougod :)
(Source: suninmyheart, via nolongeravictim)