CHECK YOUR SHAMPOO BOTTLE!!!!!!
Check your shampoo bottle label.
I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner.
It’s the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and
(duh) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:
FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY —-
No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using
Dawn Dish Soap instead.
Their label reads,
DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.
Problem Solved.
If I don’t answer the phone, I’ll be in the shower!
Very Important Warning!!

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